christinefriar:

harperperennial:

elizabethminkel:

katiecoyle:

poptimism:

Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

Mallory Ortberg is everything.

Plus three cheers for Roxane Gay snapping a pic behind her.

OTP.

mallory forever

(Source: youtube.com)

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whatdoesridiculousmean:

alright guys. here i am to prove to you that the gavins are NOT descended from holmes. see they look nothing al—

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frick abort abort their faces are the exact same shape abort abort abort

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

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kr-studios:

hato-xaq:

Cosplay Level: Stanley
If this game gets anymore meta the universe will collapse into itself.

Who else read this in the narrator’s voice?

kr-studios:

hato-xaq:

Cosplay Level: Stanley

If this game gets anymore meta the universe will collapse into itself.

Who else read this in the narrator’s voice?

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tomatomagica:

twisted samurai

tomatomagica:

twisted samurai

warrior-of-odin:

gingerybiscuit:

I abused the binding of my new Gekkan Shoujo anthology for you, so enjoy! Tsubaki Izumi did an extra chapter especially for it, and once I read it I had to translate it. Zip file is here with the cover image and a couple other drawings included. I highly recommend buying the anthology even if you can’t read Japanese, it’s pretty great.

sakuraharutsuki

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

bloomandglow:

Finally had some time to take pics of our plant project.

Succulent + Cacti, lovingly arranged by hand and accented with Italian sea glass + terra cotta from the Amalfi Coast.

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tophatting:

Nocturne:

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Digital Devil Saga:

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Strange Journey:

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